Lake Houston Fishing!

The one stop Lake Houston Fishing resource!
It is currently Fri Nov 16, 2018 6:20 pm

All times are UTC-05:00




Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 1 post ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Walmart
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 4:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:06 pm
Posts: 251
Location: Atascocita
Copied from Facebook post:

Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!


Top
   
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 1 post ] 

All times are UTC-05:00


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Limited