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PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 6:46 pm 
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Two Women Talking In Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Donna. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death'

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad.

After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer......we'd both still be alive..


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 Post subject: Re: Women
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Women
PostPosted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 7:52 pm 
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Ha ha ha that's funny..... :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:05 am 
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Good one!

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