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 Post subject: We don't serve
PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 2:21 pm 
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So a rope walks into a bar and the bartender says "we don't serve ropes here"
so the rope hangs his head and leaves

The next day the same rope walks into the same bar and the bartender says "I already told you we don't serve ropes here"
the rope again hangs his head and leaves

The day after that the same rope walks into the SAME bar and the bartender throws him out again..... the rope walk outside all twisted up and pulling his hair and then with purpose walks back into the bar


The bartender says "didn't I just throw you out of here!!!!"

The rope says "I'm a frayed knot"

That's it ladies and gentlemen I'll be here all week don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.


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 Post subject: Re: We don't serve
PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 3:02 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: We don't serve
PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 4:25 pm 
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don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses. I always tip good

but if one never come back and check on the table and keep the

drink glass full i will not give them nothing.

Tip = To insure prompt service.


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 Post subject: Re: We don't serve
PostPosted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:05 pm 
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I tip well also & have what I call I'll show you I tip but if i'm not happy you won't be happy, if your service isn't what it should be.
Worst thing I hate is getting my order wrong, cold food & a empty drink glass!
I'll leave you my quarter tip if "you're not happy to do your job"!!!
Yes a real quarter! :mrgreen:

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