It was that time in the church service to call all the little children down to the front so the assistant pastor could tell them a story. After the story was over, the pastor said to one little 5 year old girl, "my, but that is a pretty dress you have on. ...all those pretty ruffles." The little girl piped up and said loudly, "thank you, but mommy says it's a bitch to iron".
_________________ Dutch "Spider Man"
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"Retired fishing" is just being out in the boat whenever you want.... and getting a Dairy Queen on the way home
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