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 Post subject: Football
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:10 am 
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Stolen from Facebook...


BLONDE
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!"


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 Post subject: Re: Football
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:09 pm 
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I thought the blonde police officer was better but that’s just me...


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